First of all, this is NOT I repeat NOT my story but the stories from numerous Haribo customers. The stories below are from amazon under the customer reviews for the Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears a.k.a. Satan's Diarrhea Hate Bears. (...
I can’t stand poop. It’s pretty much the smell. The visage and tactile sensation doesn’t bother me to point that the smell does. That is why having kids triggered a thought reflex along the lines of holy crap here comes the poop...
Around the time my 4th grade year started, it seemed like I had all the promise in the world. I was intelligent and took advanced classes, never made below an A, I was athletic and played basketball, baseball, and tennis, I even sang in the...
If my mommy was alive I'd probably have picked her up from the airport 'round 'bout Tuesday. She'd be all excited and jittery about coming and she'd be in new stuff from head-to-toe in that simple, country folk way she...
