.50 caliber, phosphorous tipped, incendiary rounds

 An errant piece of mail sends a nice, progressive boy to the NRA for some firearms training.  Video of me on stage at a Moth StorySLAM at Housing Works Bookstore Cafe last November trying to convince an uber-liberal, artsy New York audience to take up arms.



Hahaha. Yes!!! Awesome! Even liberals--especially liberals--need to prepare for the apocalypse! We can't have the only surviving members of the human race be all NRA kids. I don't have a gun, but I have a machete. Does that count?