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When Umid is trapped behind enemy lines, he gets help… from two of the world’s most dangerous men. And a glitch in time brings mayhem to a man’s life day after day… no matter how many times he resets his clocks.
This episode contains some strong language. Sensitive listeners, please be advised.
STORIES
The League of Impersonators
When Umid Isabaev is trapped behind enemy lines, he gets help… from two of the world’s most dangerous men.
Thank you, Umid, for sharing your story with Snap!
Thanks to Ethan Herschenfeld who voiced Umid’s words, and to, Mars Lipowski, who was the voice of Steve Poland. BIG thanks as well to our translators for this piece, Muhitdin Ahunhodjaev and Magdalena Balz.
The three fake heads of state reunited recently in Poland for a magazine photo shoot! This photo will also be on our social media accounts.
Want more from the Kim Jong Un Look-alike? Check out his Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Trying to hear from the Putin Look-alike? Visit his website.
Produced by John Fecile & Anne Ford, original score by Renzo Gorrio, artwork by Teo Ducot.
Time Glitch
Joel Gheen is out of the military, newly married, and in college. His new life is going great… if he could just catch the damn bus.
Thank you, Joel, for sharing your story with us!
If you’re hungry for more details about Joel’s experience with a real-life glitch in the matrix, check out his website. Joel also has a fun podcast that covers weird topics from a Biblical perspective. Listen to hear all the paranormal stuff that never gets discussed from a traditional church pulpit or Bible study.
Produced by Anne Ford, original score by Dirk Schwarzhoff.
Season 15 – Episode 43
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Artwork: Teo Ducot